Apparently performing simple magic tricks, like making a toothpick disappear and reappear will get you fired from substitute teaching in Florida.

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas made a toothpick disappear, then reappear in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land O’ Lakes, Florida. The Pasco County School District says there were several other performance issues, but none compared to his “wizardry.”
“I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, ‘Jim, we have a huge issue. You can’t take any more assignments. You need to come in right away.’ I said, ‘Well, Pat, can you explain this to me?’ ‘You’ve been accused of wizardry,’” Piculas explained.

Can we just kick Florida out of the union if we get it ratified by two thirds of the states? That’s all we have to do to for a constitutional amendment.