Shouts & Murmurs: Undecided: Humor: The New Yorker
To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with [...]

I, for one, welcome our pie overlords. You can’t go wrong with a candidate who mentions pie 15 times in 2 minutes, and doesn’t once mention cake.

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Two things I found funny today:

Courtesy of Oober_Dave on Fark.com.
And the other, Google Mail Goggles. Never again will you send a late night email message that you regret because you tied one on. By turning on Mail Goggles, you have to solve some simple math problems before sending a message, thereby filtering out any drunken [...]