List of things that irked me today:
1. People who say “early adapters” instead of “early adopters.”
2. People who spell “congratulations” as “congradulations.” It’s appropriate in one circumstance: graduation. Elsewhere it’s just a misspelling.
3. People who blame poor weather for their sickness, not the fact that they just spent a week at Disney World with 50,000 [...]

Does Verizon hire people directly out of second grade? Beyond that level of education, I think most people would understand the concept.