Reason #953,493 to not get a Zune. You may end up looking like this guy. He also included a closeup, complete with gross skin. Click for full size (if you’re brave).
Granted, I may be an iPod fanboy, but I don’t have any permanent marks with my love of the device. Furthermore, I think he would [...]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… Well, not really that long ago, and probably not too far away, but somewhere in this galaxy, thirty years ago, Star Wars was released in theaters for the very first time. May 25th, 1977 to be exact. I wasn’t born until after The Empire Strikes [...]