Not only am I excited for the new, gritty Trek movie, all the related merchandise is bound to get silly and extreme.
Now you can smell like James T. Kirk. Turns those Orion Slave Girls in to Orion Sex Slave Girls.
Trek Spring Collection Preview: First Look At Genki Star Trek Fragrances

It’s just like it sounds.
Birds stealing ice cream.
Via Mike Industries

List of things that irked me today:
1. People who say “early adapters” instead of “early adopters.”
2. People who spell “congratulations” as “congradulations.” It’s appropriate in one circumstance: graduation. Elsewhere it’s just a misspelling.
3. People who blame poor weather for their sickness, not the fact that they just spent a week at Disney World with 50,000 [...]

Does Verizon hire people directly out of second grade? Beyond that level of education, I think most people would understand the concept.

Apparently every site can “harm your computer,” even Google’s site itself.
Edit: And now it’s fixed.
While I do appreciate Google trying to keep us all safer on the internet (of course, when it’s working normally), I do think there needs to be a big asterisk at the end of every one of those warnings that should [...]

Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn’t seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Only on the internet would you find a company who makes plush toys shaped like bodily organs, and that company is having a recall on the uterus plush toy because the ovaries are a choking hazard.

The interweb is a strange place, and that makes me happy.

I consciously ignore car alarms. I try to never look out a window or turn my head around to see why one’s going off. Something about a device that has at least a 99% false positive rate (I’ve never actually witnessed a car alarm reporting a real burglary), uses a 100 dB horn or alarm, [...]

Yes we can. Yes we did!