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Pie = 15, Cake = 0

I, for one, welcome our pie overlords. You can’t go wrong with a candidate who mentions pie 15 times in 2 minutes, and doesn’t once mention cake.

She’s not just a casual Obama supporter, she’s actively campaigned for him. This is probably the biggest example of stock media coming back to bite someone as I’ve ever seen. I hope some people on Clinton’s creative department started work on their resumes.